More! I must learn more!

Such enthusiasm! I update my blog weekly-ish. I am fairly active on twitter - come say howdy. I don't really 'get' Instagram.

Where are you from?

My passport says USA, and my heart says Texas.

What's the best way to contact you?

I'm a busy gal, so don't expect a response immediately. I wish it were possible to spend all day in this charming, seductive world, but alas, life.

If you want to speed up the process, and prove yourself a considerate, charming man, you should include in your introduction screening information (that's two companion references and/or your full legal name), plus a suggested time for our tête-à-tête.

Who is Agnes?

An old pro and dear friend who helps with my screening and scheduling. Think of her as my chaperone: guarding me from roués and cads; allowing only charming, respectful gentlemen to court me.

I've never done this before!

Many of my clients are new to paid companionship. I understand that this may be out of your comfort zone and experience. By being straightforward, honest, and communicating clearly our preferences and concerns, we can together make a beautiful experience.

I take it as a compliment when you find me compelling enough to reach out. Whether I end up being your favorite girlfriend, glowing reference to other companions, or simply a fond memory, I enjoy introducing people to this world of pleasure and decadence. You really can have everything you want.

Keep in mind: Butterflies in the stomach are part of the demimonde's fun. Channel that nervous energy into impressing me during our date; I enjoy doing the same for you.

Let's talk about sex!

In America: Let's not. That's illegal.

In Australia: HECK YES, ask me whatever you want!

Everywhere: support decriminalization of sex work.

Can you dress to my exact specifications?

I default to dressing like a librarian in winter, and sundresses in summer, with lovely lingerie waiting to be revealed beneath. Wardrobe requests may be honored if appropriate to the event and weather, assuming I have it in my closet. I will never wear an outfit in public that would raise suspicious eyebrows, so if you can't have fun unless I'm in fishnets and a miniskirt, I'm afraid I'll have to change into that behind closed doors.

May I bring you something?

I would love help feeding my book addiction. In nonfiction, my tastes run toward the in-depth but accessible: no textbooks, but something that gives a good grounding in its subject area. In fiction, I usually gravitate towards magical realism, speculative/scifi, and tales that push the boundaries of what a book can be. Really, I'm a book slut - show me your favorite novel and you can’t go wrong!

If you prefer more traditional gestures of courtship, I do love yellow roses, Rieslings, and especially chocolate truffles. Favorite flavors include passion fruit, dark chocolate, lavender, and rose. Feed one to me and watch me swoon...

Update Aug 2016: while in the Pacific Northwest, I prefer fresh fruit to chocolate. Want to eat a marionberry off my belly button?

What's your pet peeve?

Feeling rushed, whether in a booking or to meet RIGHT NOW.

What ever will we have to talk about?

My interests are varied and voracious. I love, among other things, Baroque music, BDSM, the Beatles, cats, cooking, emoji, epistemology, ethics, etymology, financial planning, flower arranging, game theory, gardening, hiking, information theory, Japanese anime and mangoes, marketing, photography, religion, 60s vintage psychedelia, social media, travel hacking, whisky, and writing. Of course, there's nothing I like more than to hear someone expound on a subject they're passionate about. It's fascinating and educational!

BDSM, you say?

Oh goodness yes. While traditional, romantic activities turn my crank enough by themselves, sometimes it's exciting to expand one's horizons, and add a bit of spice to the sweetness. I indulge in fetish play as both Domme and submissive. From tie-'n'-tease and slap-and-tickle, to spanking and roleplaying, and even, for the adventurous, rough play, showers, threesomes, or moresomes, I'm eager to play and delighted to explore new realms of sensation with you.

Kink of the month, August: clothespins

Do you have any reviews?


Do you want reviews?

I do not, have not, and never will accept explicit reviews. I would never expose a client’s personal information for all the internet to see, and expect that same courtesy in return.

Do you kiss?

I insist upon it.

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

If I want to be the first escort on the moon, I'm going to need to establish my reputation.

I read every word of this site, and checked your blog and twitter!

How lovely! You deserve a look at my specials.